GENERAL

SPACE SATIRE

Written by Harsha V

 

In April 2016, NASA published an article stating that few astronomers have discovered a ‘near record breaking supermassive black hole’ whose mass is 17 billion times that of the Sun. Now, this truly is astonishing but I beg all these astronomers and astrophysicists to stop any further research on this black hole. First of all, there’s ‘black’ in the term black hole and fundamentally nothing black can or should be outshining in any aspect.  Secondly, such research is dangerous for the creatures living on a tiny planet called Earth (whose mass weighs just as heavy as that of a sand grain in a desert). These creatures are DANGEROUS. They fight each other, they kill each other. Every one of them is afraid of each other’s faith. There are others afraid of each other’s policies and there are few afraid of everything. So, in a nutshell, we truly can’t afford to add further complexity by probing Life BEYOND Earth.
Edit (April, 2017) – I sincerely apologize for using the term ‘creatures’ instead of ‘humans’; as I’ve begun to believe that all other are living happily and harmoniously in their own way and it is just me regretting giving up my dream of becoming an astronaut.

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Harsha V

Functional but hammered

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